[craigster59]

Pet peeves eh? Got a few hours?

1. Fat, knock kneed goth/ punk kids in skinny jeans. It's not a good look.

2. Buying a set of wiper blades at AutoZone and getting a receipt 4 1/2 feet long.

3. No I don't want to save 20% today by signing up for your stupid credit card, and no, I don't want to go online and take a survey for a chance to win $5,000. Just give me my damn jeans.

4. No EBT cards at fast food places. Either make your family a healthy meal at home or pack some healthy snacks for when you're out and about. You're broke, remember?

5. People order their meal at the counter at McDonalds, the cashier places the fries on the tray and goes to fetch the drink and sandwich. Mr. "Classy" proceeds to grab a fistful of fries and starts to shove them in his "piehole", chomping loudly.

6. Overweight Geekboy with questionable personal hygiene decides to wear his flip flops to the local electronics store to pickup that new hard drive, even though he hasn't showered in a week and hasn't clipped his toenails since the Clinton Administration. Hey, either cover those ugly things up or go fly off and snatch salmon from a river, I don't want to see them.

7. When out in public, elderly women coming up to me and asking if I'm Brad Pitt, and if so, can they take my picture with their buxom 18 year old granddaughter.




Okay that last one is more of a fantasy than pet peeve, but you get my drift.