[Trog]

So, I volunteer to take an old GF to the airport so she can catch a holiday flight...(any reason to drive the 911). So, I grab her bag and head off to the car. Behind me, she locks the house door and grabs the trash to throw out. I tell her I'll wait out front while she throws the trash away. What does she say? "That's OK, I'll just throw it away at the airport". WTF! You're going to put a stinky bag of kitchen trash in my Porsche? She promised to hold it her lap. Are you insane? Talk about no good deed going unpunished!
The car didn't move until the trash was binned.

Now I remember why I dumped her.