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A few
Mine are:
Networks invading the sanctity of my home by unilaterally varying the volume level of my tv with the use of sound compression in advertisements and program previews. I solved it with a GEFEN digital filter. (this practice should be outlawed)
People who believe the world will end in their lifetime. (sooo pretentious)
Getting handed the check at restaurants before you ask for it. (Hey buddy, maybe I want a second espresso, another beer, or a second bottle of wine to chat with my friends here.)
People storming to get into an elevator before those who are going out of it do. (unacceptable in persons older than five)
People who refer to the NFL Super Bowl winner as "World Champion" (Question: How many foreign teams from the rest of the world did they defeat for such title?)
Having to pay extra for bottled water and internet at hotels. (If you must, incorporate it to the room's rate and don't tell me about it)
Opening a harder-than-steel, shape-molded, clear-plastic packaging five times the size of the item it contains and getting cut with it's deadly shards. (you could make a prison shank of it)
Christmas decorations in early November. (Do I really need to explain this one?)
Not being able to buy/drink a beer inside the Disney's Magic Kingdom resort. (No respect for fathers chasing children in 100+ degree weather)
Serrated knives at meat restaurants. (What, am I the only one that thinks a fine meat should be treated only to a finely sharpened blade? Just in case, I always bring my own so that makes me a meat-knife snob)
Leather pants on a man. (Sorry sir, is your name Lenny Kravitz? No? Then be so kind as to take those off and never wear them again.)
Tupees (So lame. I can spot one of those from 50 ft, what makes a man think he can get away with it? Kinda like stuffing your pants with a sock to show what you're not)
And many other.
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