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The cost of raising a child (2001)
The government recently calculated the cost of raising a child from
birth to 18 and came up with $160,140.00 for a middle-income family.
What do you get for your $160,140.00?
Naming rights. First, middle and last.
Glimpses of God every day.
Giggles under the covers every night.
More love than your heart can hold.
Butterfly kisses and Velcro hugs.
Endless wonder over rocks, ants, clouds cookies.
A hand to hold, usually covered with jam.
A partner for blowing bubbles, flying kites, building sandcastles and
skipping down the sidewalk in the pouring rain.
Someone to laugh yourself silly with no matter what the boss said or how
your stocks performed that day.
For $160,140.00, you never have to grow up.
You get to finger-paint, carve pumpkins, play hide-and-seek, catch
lightning bugs and never stop believing in Santa Claus.
You have an excuse to keep reading the adventures of Piglet and Pooh,
watching Saturday morning cartoons, going to Disney movies and wishing on stars.
You get to frame rainbows, hearts and flowers under refrigerator magnets
and collect spray-painted noodle wreaths for Christmas, hand prints set in
clay for Mother's Day and cards with backward letters for Father1s Day.
For $160,140.00, there's no greater bang for your buck.
You get to be a hero just for retrieving a Frisbee off the garage roof,
taking the training wheels off the bike, removing a sliver, filling the
wading pool, coaxing a wad of gum out of bangs and coaching a baseball team
that never wins but always gets treated to ice cream regardless.
You get a front-row seat to history; to witness the first step, first
word, first bra, first date, first time behind the wheel.
You get to be immortal. You get another branch added to your family
tree, and if you're lucky a long list of limbs in your obituary called grandchildren.
You get an education in psychology, nursing, criminal justice,
communications and human sexuality no college can match.
In the eyes of a child, you rank right up there with God.
You have the power to heal a boo-boo, scare away monsters under the bed,
patch a broken heart, police a slumber party, ground them forever and love
them without limits, so one day they will, like you, love without counting
the cost.
Sounds like a great deal for even $500k !
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Joe
See Porsche run. Run, Porsche, Run: `87 911 Carrera
Last edited by Por_sha911; 01-01-2013 at 07:46 AM..
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