[Joe Bob]

Q: Whats the difference between a ginger and a brick? A: At least a brick gets laid.

Q: How does every Redhead joke begin? A: By looking over your shoulder!

Q: What do you call a gay Ginger? A: Flaming. Q: What's the difference between a ginger and a vampire? A: One is a pale, bloodsucking creature that avoids the sun. The other is a vampire.

Q: Why are the Harry Potter films unrealisitc? A: A ginger kid has 2 friends! Q: How many Ginger people does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None. They prefer to sit in the dark.

Q: What do redheads and McDonald's have in common? A: You've never had it so good and so fast. Q: What do you call it when a redhead goes off the deepend? A: a ginger snap.

Q: What do gingers look forward to later on in life? A: Grey Hair

Q: What do you call a redheaded ninja? A: a ginga

Q: What's the difference between ginger pussy and a bowling ball? A: You could eat a bowling ball if you had to.

Q: Why are ginger kids lucky? A: They get their own room when they stay at Michael Jackson's house

Q: How can two redheads become invisible in a crowd of three? A: When they're with a blonde.

Q: Why do redheads take the pill? A: Wishful thinking. Q: What do you call a redhead with an attitude? A: Normal.

Q: What's shorter than an Asian's dick? A: a Ginger's temper.

Q: What book will never make a woman wet? A: 50 Shades of Ginger.

Q: What’s the fastest way to a man’s heart if you’re a redhead? A: Through his ribcage.

Q: What’s the advantage of a blond over a redhead? A: You can at least ignore a blond safely.

Q: How do you get a redhead’s mood to change? A: Wait 10 seconds.

Q: What’s the difference between dating a redhead and putting your hand in a blender? A: There’s always a 50/50 chance the blender isn’t on.

Q: What do you call a good looking man with a redhead? A: A hostage.

Q: What do you call a redhead with a blond on either side? A: An interpreter.

Q: Why was the first football pitch sketched out on a redhead's chest? A: They needed a level playing field.

Q: Why are redheads flat chested? A: It makes it easier to read their T- shirts

Q: What do gingers miss most about a great party? A: The invitation.

Q: What's worst than Eric Cartman making fun of Gingers on November 9th, 2005 in Season 9 Episode 11: Ginger Kids? A: Being a Ginger Kid and having to go to school on November 10th, 2005!

Q: What do you call a redhead with large breasts? A: A mutant.

Q: What is the difference between a redhead and a computer? A: Redhead won’t accept a three and a half inch

Q: What’s the difference between a redhead and a lawyer? A: There’s some things even a lawyer won’t do to people.

Q: How do you know when you’ve satisfied a redhead? A: She unties you

Q: When do you call a Ginger sexy? A: If she's a brunette named Ginger. Q: Why don't gingers visit Pamplona, Spain in July? A: Running of the Bulls

Q: What do you call a ginger at a party? A: Unwelcome.

Q: What do redheads and McDonald’s have in common? A: You’ve never had it so good and so fast.

Q: What do you call an attractive male with a Ginger lady? A: a gigolo.

Q: What do you get when you mix Raggedy Ann and the Pillsbury Doughboy together? A: A red headed ***** with a yeast infection.

Q: What’s safer: a redhead or a piranha? A: The piranha. They only attack in schools.

Q: Why aren’t there any more redhead jokes? A: Someone told them to a redhead.

Q: How do you get a redhead to argue with you? A: Say something like "I’m one of those males who love redheads... jokes."

Q: What do you call a Redhead with an attitude? A: Normal

Q: Why are gingers like guns? A: Keep one around long enough, and you re goin to want to shoot it.

Q: Why is it called the Virgin Islands? A: Only Gingers live there!

Q: Why did God invent colour blindness? A: So someone will fancy the ginger kids.

Q: What do you call a soldier with a smile on his face and a piece of red hair between his two front teeth? A: A GLAD-HE-ATE-HER

Q: What's the difference between a dead possum on the road and a dead ginger? A: The possum was probably on its way to meet friends!

Q: What do you call a redhead who Masterbates more than twice a day? A: A Terrorwrist

Q: What kind of beds do Gingers sleep on? A: Temper-pedics. Q: What do you call a Ginger in a Porn film? A: Cameraman.

Q: Whats the difference between a terrorist and a ginger? A: You can negotiate with a terrorist!

Q: What's the best thing about being Ginger? A: You know you weren't adopted.

Q: Why do gingers burn when they go out in the sun? A: Natural selection.

Q: What's the difference between a shoe and a ginger? A: A shoe has a soul.

Q: What’s the difference between dating a redhead and putting your hand in a blender? A: There’s always a 50/50 chance the blender isn’t on.

Q: How do you know when a redhead has been using a computer? A: There’s a hammer embedded in the monitor

Q: What's the only thing redheads drink? A: Ginger Ale. Q: How do you start an argument with a redhead? A: Say something.

Q: How do you know your adopted? A: When your the only ginger in the family.

Q: How does a ginger answer her phone on a Saturday night? A: Wrong number.

Q: How do you cure a ginger? A: Chemotherapy.

Q: What do you call a ginger whose phone rings on a Saturday night? A: Shocked.

Q: How do you get a redhead’s mood to change? A: Wait 10 seconds