[Joe Bob]

One Liners

My wife asked me to prepare our son for his first day of school. He's a ginger so I punched him in the face and stole his lunch money

S.W.A.G. (Sex With A Ginger)

If a red head guy works at a bakery, does that make him a ginger bread man?

If a dementor's kiss steals your soul, what has Ron Weasley got to worry about?

Freckles give a Ginger it's powers.

If someone tells you a secret and says not to tell a soul, can you tell a ginger?

There's always that one ginger that claims to be strawberry blonde.

Want to survive a horror movie? Be a ginger. You can't die if you don't have a soul.

I'm a ginger and this crazy. But here's my sunscreen, I use it daily.

You can't have a soul mate if you don't have a soul.

Went to a ginger convention, not a soul showed up.

If Monday were a person, it would be a ginger.

A tan redhead is like a smart blonde. We all know you're faking it. You're just jealous that my hair color can be found in rainbows and yours can only be found in the dirt.

Lindsay Lohan was arrested again. I'd say send her to Azkaban except the dementors will have no affect on her...she's a ginger.

You're a ginger therefore your opinion is invalid.

My phone just autocorrected "ginger" to "soulless".

If you're not dating a redhead, raise your hand. If you are, raise your standards.

That unexpected awkwardness when a ginger speaks without permission

Crying I was shopping today, in the local Sams Club, when I heard a member of staff crying, quite loudly. When I saw the member of staff, I realised what all the commotion was about, and I don't blame him. I'd cry too if I was ginger.

Birth Control So I was recently reading that condoms are effective only 97% of the time and I thought that's not good enough. So I tried getting my girlfriend to use the pill, this is apparently 98% effective. So then I tried the female condom, and found that to be 99% effective. But after all this I still strove for a method that is 100% effective. So yesterday I dyed my hair ginger.

Magic Lamp A ginger man finds a magic lamp and when he rubs it a genie pops out. "Ah, hell," says the genie, "What do you want?" The ginger says, "I want a huge mansion with a hundred rooms and twenty floors, all made of pure gold." The genie looks at him and says, "don't be an idiot, do you have any idea how much gold that would take? That's impossible. Pick something else." So the ginger says, "I want everyone to stop making fun of my hair colour." The genie says, "So this mansion, you want suite bathrooms?"

Stepsisters A redhead tells her blonde stepsister, "I slept with a Brazilian...." The blonde replies, "Oh my God! You slut! How many is a brazilian?"

Rich & Poor A rich man and a poor man are both buying anniversary gifts for their wives. "What are you getting your wife?" asks the poor man. And the rich man says "I'm getting her a diamond ring and a Marcedes." "Why both?" asks the poor man. And the rich man says "That way if she doesn't like the ring she can still enjoy the Marcedes when she returns the ring." And then the rich man asks the poor man "What are you getting your wife?" And the poor man says "She's a ginger, i'm buying her a pair of slippers and a dildo. That way if she doesn't like the slippers she can go **** herself."