Well, I couldn't join. No Porsche.

I could join with my snazzy minivan, aka the swagger wagon. That's why I need a Porsche, to balance my mama aura. I had a friend who almost died when he found out what I drove. He told me it short circuited his brain seeing me come out of a van. Ha ha!
I would go on a boat with you, Janet. It's better than my minivan.