[tharbert]

Originally Posted by wrinkledpants

Yes - it will ruin your motor. Water doesn't have enough time to burn out of the oil, and small ninjas grow in the oil tank as a result. They deliver a swift ass-kicking in the form of judo chops to the wrist pins and roundhouse kicks to the main bearings. Have you ever taken a karate chop to the jugular? Yeah - not fun. Best thing to do is to ride a unicorn to work. Chicks dig horses with horns, they're great on gas (MPG gauge actually shows infinity since they only create it and not use it), and the bright colors will raise your spirits on a gloomy day.

The other option is to use an oil additive that has music. The Justin Bieber additive will kill those ninjas dead in a snap (literally, small Biebers just snap and throw their hips out to kill them). The other option is Mumford and Sons - no clue why. Just make sure you put a sticker on the engine block that says "this car has been Bieber'd or Mumford'ed," so the mechanics know to put in their bio-suits. You don't even *want* to know what happens when you get Bieber on you...... *shudders*.....

There, fixed it for ya.