[Jferr006]

All this talk of women in men's bathrooms and vice versa has me remembering all of the utter nonsense that takes place in public restrooms. I can't help but wonder if guys deal with the same crap.

Most of my observations have been at my office. We share restrooms with 4 other suites.

-Women will not poo if anyone else is in the bathroom. They will wait you out. I know you are waiting me out so you might as well just go...we all poo.

-Passive aggressive notes. I can't tell you how many times I've seen, and subsequently torn up and thrown away, passive aggressive notes plastered to the mirror, paper towel holder, door, etc!... "Don't throw leave towels on the floor, this isn't your house bla bla bla". Who the hell cares enough to leave notes in a bathroom?

-Hovering, stop doing it because you always end up pissing all over the seat for someone else who knows how to properly use a toilet.

-Talking, don't start a conversation with me once that stall door closes.

Is this isolated to the "Ladies" room?