[Jferr006]

...Especially since women take the same amount of time for either (unlike men who spend 20mins pooping)

True story...I walked into the bathroom and a woman was on her phone, I didn't notice which stall she was in because other people were talking and the door was cracked so I open the door and there she is..didn't even lock the door. Then you hear her say to the person on the phone, "...oh yeah, im in the bathroom and someone just opened my door". Pay attention and lock the door stupid.

Another day someone posted inspirational notes on the inside of EVERY stall door and one on the back of the bathroom door that said, "Stay class and sassy!" So I put another note under it that said "...but not gassy, no one likes a farter"