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Several years ago, the Sacramento Bee was running an aggressive telemarketing campaign. I got several calls over the span of a week, and told them I wasn't interested each time. On what turned out to be the last call, a young-sounding girl was slinging the pitch. I let her ramble, and when it was my turn to talk, I put on my most perverted voice and asked "What are you wearing?" I just kept asking over and over until she hung up. They never called back.