LOL!
This thread certainly picked up speed!
The "disposable" women are usually acquired with a tag team effort in 10 easy to follow steps. The car has nothing to do with it. Of course the wildlife varries in different parts of the country, but the game is the same.
1.) Identify and target chosen mating partner.
2.) Look over to friend. Nod once in his direction. Nod a second time in the direction of the female(s). Await his nod in return. If the friend does not nod in return and gives you a dirty look, you can assume you've had too much to drink and should stop at this point.
3.) Approach target with care... females are easily freightened and may scatter at the slightest whiff of cheap beer or cologne.
4.) Ask her what her name is, offer to buy her a drink. Whatever she wants, dont get it for her. She has no taste and is ordering something that will make her 'look good.' Advise against it and recommend another 'girl drink' (usually identified by the pink umbrella). NO shots, NO beer, and NO drinks named after human anatomy or the results of that anatomy being touched for prolonged periods of time (this makes you a pig, and even though you are, you dont want her to think that, yet.)
5.) Prepare to explain to her why this drink tastes so much better than what she was going to order after she thanks you for making a wise choice.
6.) Act bashful and thank her after she compliments your eyes.
7.) Hope she has a girlfreind with her at the bar. Intrduce her to your friend.
8.) After the second introduction between your friend and her friend, your buddy will rely on his own abilities to make it look like he is having a good time.
9.) As a result, the targeted female will feel jealous that her friend is getting all the attention and push you to give her more. This can be identified by the "leg touch" the "do you like my necklace" or the "Im not wearing any underwear." The two females will now be in compitition with eachother to see which one of them can get the biggest reaction out of their stalker (guy). Tensions will escalate until clevage depth is being compared and they are paying for YOUR drinks.
10.) Accept their invitation to go back to their place and enjoy the remainder of yoru evening. Comment on how nice the kitchen counter top looks. Watch her sit on it.
And there you have it. Stuttgart's 10 Easy Steps to Acquiring Disposable Women.
DISLCAIMER: Stuttgart951 is not responsible for any handprints, alcohol stained shirts, or black eyes as a result of following the above guidelines.
(Psst - if that doesnt work, just walk in and act like you could care less about women. They will come to YOU.)
Also - Wayne, I agree - a 356 (cab especially) has got to be a chick magnet.
