[Targa Dude]

Three hillbillies are sitting on their porch in Arkansas.

One says, "Boy, my wife is so dumb. She is so stupid she went shopping today and bought an air conditioner. Hell, we ain't got electricity!! "

Then the other guy says, "Ah, that ain’t nothing .. my wife's dumber than that. She went shopping and bought a washing machine."

They all laughed because nobody around them had plumbing.

The third guy said, "If you think that's dumb, listen to what my wife did. I was looking in her purse for change the other day and I found six condoms. Hell, my wife doesn't even have a penis."