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I'll bite
The p-car helps get attention of course.
But I'm a retired womanizer now.
I made a bar chart by ethnicity and I was almost frightened---mainly by the number of filipinos in the thing, and I don't even date filipinos.
The p-car is just an enhancer--something akin to when I was coerced into E (.."don't be such a baby," she said) and forced to listen to delerium and PVD all night by this totally freakin' hot k-girl. Oh man...the crueler and more beautiful (and brilliant) they are, the more you want to commune and imbibe. Damn I love a woman with that kind of vocabulary--b!tch or not.
I said, among other things as I babbled amid the booming of "Flowers become Windscreens," that E was a love potion. She responded that she hadn't actually considered it a love potion, but more of an enhancer. Yeah.
Then I said, "You're so beautiful. You're a goddess," and she smiled at me, and I went on and on in virtual poetry, and for some reason I concluded with, "All of these other women--how could i ever compare them with you?"
Why did I say that? Anyway, she got all pissed off and left.
In the end, my buddy, who's married (at 27) with 2 kids goes out with his married buddy guys once in a while, and he said once in passing, "yeah, once in a while all the guys sit around and exchange women stories..."
My response. "Although i still think marriage sucks my 'nads, someday I will be at that gathering with you. And when my turn in the round table comes up, I'll cover the highlights between 8:35 and 10:15PM, and when I'm done, none of you b!tches will be telling anymore stories."
Same goes fer you (besides Widebody of course)
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