And here is another one.....
This past weekend we took our daughter for her/our first college open house tour of one of the schools on her list. The tour was guided by current students, 19-22 years old.
I wish they would learn to talk! "like", "amazing", "laterally"
Everything is not "Amazing". Learn another adjective please. I had to get up and walk away from them. My wife knew it was driving me nuts.
If they come in to interview for a job or try to sell me something, I'll kick them out the door. I turned to my daughter and told her if she came home talking like these kids the college fund will be closed.
Signed,
The Angry Old White Guy that I am