Man says ex-girlfriend stole his sperm, had his baby | khou.com Houston
Yes, a man had saved some of his precious bodily fluids and had it stored at a clinic. An ex-girlfriend somehow knew about this and made a withdrawal.
(I thought there was a substantial penalty for early withdrawal...

). Anyway...
She had another doctor inseminate her. This took place about 3 years ago and the man is now suing the clinic and the ex-girlfriend.
You can't make this crap up!