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On second though, introduction of beer between her boobies may get the beer colder, but it may also cause her to freeze up or heaven forbid go frigid.
Could someone test this beer cooling theory out and report the results?
Please keep the beer in the can, bottle, or glass while doing the experiment. Pouring beer on boobies would be fun, but may reduce drinkability of the "boobie chilled" beer afterwards nullifying the goals of chilling the beer in the first place.