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During his physical examination, a doctor asked a retired man about his physical activity level. The man said he spent 3 days a week, every week in the outdoors. "Well, yesterday afternoon was typical; I took a five hour walk about 7 miles through some pretty rough terrain. I waded along the edge of a lake. I pushed my way through 2 miles of brambles. I got sand in my shoes and my eyes. I avoided standing on a snake. I climbed several rocky hills. I took a few 'leaks' behind some big trees. I ran away from a angry mother bear and then ran away from one angry bull Elk.
The mental stress of it all left me shattered. At the end of it all I drank eight beers and a tall glass of bourbon" Amazed by the story, the doctor said, "You must be one heck of an outdoors man!" "No," the guy replied, "I'm just a really sorry golfer".
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Glen
49 Year member of the Porsche Club of America
1985 911 Carrera; 2017 Macan
1986 El Camino with Fuel Injected 350 Crate Engine
My Motto: I will never be too old to have a happy childhood!
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