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"the horrors of spandex" continues and i FART IN YER GENERAL DIE-RECTION SPANDEX BOIS!
pages ago i mentioned that i have 1st hand SCIENTIFIC KNOWLEDGE w/IRREFUTABLE EVIDENCE THAT WHEN RIDING BIKES(any type).... CARS FREEKING HURT! AND CAN BE FATAL!
what einstein decides "oh lets go on a team ride" along the busiest street we can find??? "or better yet," lets go ride where all motor traffic goes 55MPH!" better yet "lets block the entire lane of a 2 lane road, HELL YEAH! we'll show those cars a thing or two." BRILLIANT POO THERE!
i think i'll go play RUSSIAN ROULETTE WITH MY HK SEMI AUTO .45! death will be much quicker, much less painless, and i wont be in a freeking wheelchair wearing FREEKING SPANDEX for the rest of my life!
dont any of you goofy azz spandex boi's remember your mommy telling you "DONT PLAY IN TRAFFIC!"?????
and yeah i have a mtn bike, rode road bicycles, rode motorcycles all my life(street/dirt/baja) and NEVER DID I WEAR FREEKING SPANDEX because i DIDNT WANT MY POO STAINS SHOWING when i "thought" i had the right of way!
survivor of: T-boning a car. car -1.............me-0(ZEEE-ROW)
survivor of head on with car. car-1.............me-0(ZEEE-ROW)
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if there are TROUT..........there are BEARS!
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