[Outback Porsche]

Quote de fintstone

Kids...ahh yes. A moment of passion, exchanged for 20 years of torment.

Ha ha! Mine weren't out of passion. That sounds so much better though! I was "of advanced maternal age" so mine were planned. Took my temperature every freaking day and put it in an excel spreadsheet, had line graphs. No, not passionate...

Spreadsheets temperatures? That puts a hell of a lot of pressure on a poor bugger.