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Originally Posted by jyl
Ha ha.
My list:
- Have to keep my weight down and exercise up, or I go back on lipid and BP meds.
- Hair thinning and graying, despite best efforts.
- Lacking flexibility, but I think this is reversible and I'm going to work on it this year
- Pee more often and it takes longer, but after a couple weeks of holding a stopwatch as I pee'd, I've decided it is silly to be bothered by this - I mean, at least I'm not a woman
- shamefully drawn to skinny jeans, man card revocation threatened
- About to start the annual rectal probes
That's about it so far. In general, I feel better (physically, mentally) than I did ten years ago. But the hair thing bugs me . . .
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Just shave your head. Soon as my hair started to show signs of thinning, I told nature to F**k off and went from paying a barber to take care of my head to paying Gillette to keep it smooth. You'd be surprised how many chics dig a dude with a chrome dome...