[Pazuzu]

I've ignored this thread until now, simply because the subject annoys me so much...

We have a whole parking lot full of d'bags that cannot park, partially because the slots are narrow, mostly because every d'bag drives a crew cab Texas edition monstro-truck.

One day, said person in said F-150 Harley Davidson super duper d'bag truck parked poorly, but they were...a Realtor (you have to capitalize that), and they had...magnetic stickers with their name, number and email.

THANK YOU JESUS!
I proceeded to email them a few times with an anon Hotmail account, explaining just how much of a d'bag there were, and why the world hates them for parking like a retarded monkey.

I got a few choice replies, but i also got to see them put their truck within 1mm of exactly centered after lunch, and for 2 days afterwards. I mean, they must have used lasers to get the truck so perfectly centered in the slot. On day 3 however, they got sloppy, and the emails went a flying again. After lunch, back to centered. I guess that being virtually slapped actually works!

If only EVERY d'bag put their name and contact info on their vehicle, it would make the world a better place.

If i think about it, I'll spend 5 minutes in the garage after lunch and probable be able to double the number of pictures in this thread...