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Location: Linn County, Oregon
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A man goes to the doctor and tells him he hasn't gone to the bathroom in a week. The doctor gives him a prescription for a laxative and says "This should do the trick".
Three days later he is back, same problem. The doctor gives him a stronger dose and says "Let me know how this works". Three days later he is back again, no luck.
The doctor decides to look into this further and begins questioning him. "How do you sleep"? "Fine says the the man". "How about exercise"? Yea, I do a lot of bending and walking." "Maybe it's work related, what do you do for a living"? "I am a professional pool player", says the man. "There is the problem" says the doctor, as he reaches in his pocket and hands the man a ten, "Get yourself something to eat".
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"Now, to put a water-cooled engine in the rear and to have a radiator in the front, that's not very intelligent."
-Ferry Porsche (PANO, Oct. '73) (I, Paul D. have loved this quote since 1973. It will remain as long as I post here.)
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