[RKDinOKC]

Yeeeeeaaaah. Step into a Slim Jim.

Had surgery several years ago that sent me home with an open incision that had to heal from the inside out. Took two months of home care with me on morphine and nurses coming by once a day to check on me and debris the incision.

Was so out of it I couldn't read a sentence out loud without getting distracted or forget what I was doing. I had trouble scrolling from the 10s to the 50s on cable. Would forget what I was watching and change channels during commercial breaks. One time while trying to scroll to change channels I woke up an hour later holding the button down and the channels still scrolling away.

During that time there were only two things on TV that I could watch and keep up with. Wrestling and Jerry Springer! Does that tell you anything about the mental faculties needed to be a fan? I watched as Bill Goldberg went from nothing to undefeated belt wearing champ. He would come out and nothing the other wrestlers did would even phase him. Mostly just make him mad and more focused. It was Hilarious. To defeat him they had to hit him with a stun gun 3 times.

That is also when I started watching Formula 1 racing live. It came on at like 2am. Still will get up and watch it live.