Sigh, I relate to Schroeder.
I very rarely get a break from having a "Lucy" chase me, girls that there is just no way we'd get along in married life seem to not understand this and chase for a few months before they finally give up. It doesn't matter if I outright say I find them frustrating, they have such huge self image they don't think its possible for a guy not to like them..
I spend more thought/time ditching then I do attempted hitching.