Rick, I will continue the CHROME beard. It ain't Grey!
I got a letter from one of the banks dad used. I
closed the account and they wrote me a check. Done and finished. The letter today said we are overdrawn $9,999,999,999,999.99

Dang. They said I may get extensive overdraft fees if I continue to have a negative balance.

Bring it on. If I have 10 fricking trillion in balance due what are they gonna do charge me $1,000 bucks a day? That will make a big difference on a 10 trillion bill. At a grand a day it will take 1,000,000 days to ad a paltry billion to the bill.
Azzy, you just THOUGHT your AT&T bill was a whopper. I win!