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A mechanical engineer, an electrical engineer and a civil engineer are out having a few beers at a strip joint. As they observe a beautiful young woman, they marvel at god's design.
Mech E: God must be a Mechanical Engineer. Look at the joints on her limbs, the tubes and fluids that flow through her body.
Elec E: Nah! God's an Electrical Engineer. Think of all of the nerves, wiring and organic computer of a brain!
Civil: You're both way off. God is definitely a Civil Engineer. See here (pointing at her nether regions). Who else would put the sewer so close to the playground?
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James
The pessimist complains about the wind; the optimist expects it to change; the engineer adjusts the sails.- William Arthur Ward (1921-1994)
Red-beard for President, 2020
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