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Originally Posted by cantdrv55 View Post
How do you know you're speaking with an extroverted engineer?

They're looking down at your shoes instead of their own.
That is my wife's favorite engineer joke and yes I am an engineer. Her version adds the ending phrase in blue. The reason stereotypes exist is that there is at least some truth to the statistics. If we could all learn to laugh at ourselves sometimes, the world would be a better place.

We actually know one of those brilliant types that never had to study and always blew the curves for the classes he attended. He once made a 98 on a test instead of 100 one time because he forgot to write his name on the paper.

The glass is not half full. I just placed half my beer in a redundant glass. Or the glass is twice as big as it needs to be. Or the glass is full with a safety factor of 2.0.
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