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Originally Posted by Rob Channell View Post
That is my wife's favorite engineer joke and yes I am an engineer. Her version adds the ending phrase in blue. The reason stereotypes exist is that there is at least some truth to the statistics. If we could all learn to laugh at ourselves sometimes, the world would be a better place.

We actually know one of those brilliant types that never had to study and always blew the curves for the classes he attended. He once made a 98 on a test instead of 100 one time because he forgot to write his name on the paper.

The glass is not half full. I just placed half my beer in a redundant glass. Or the glass is twice as big as it needs to be. Or the glass is full with a safety factor of 2.0.
I am an engineer and work with a bunch of them, that joke is always a favorite. Engineers typically have a good sense of humor............once you get them to talk.
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