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I found this on another forum,

The Gulf War drinking game.

You must take a drink if:

• bush is called a crusader
  x2 if its by saddam
• saddam is called evil
  x2 if its by bush
• iraq troops surrender to the media
  x2 if to a unmanned vehicle or inanimate object
• iraq uses weapons it claims not to have
• the united states uses weapons it won't allow iraq to have
• a member of the media gets shot at
  a toast to the shooter if its ashleigh banfield(msnbc), geraldo riviera(fox) or arron brown(cnn)
• saddam uses a scud he doesnt have
  x2 if its towards Israel
• the united states terrorist threat level changes
• the united states government tries to link iraq to 9-11
• france goes pro US invasion
• germany takes the side of the united states in a global war
• Dominique de Villepin reminds you of that annoying rich kid in high school
• someone implies tony blair is bush's *****
• someone implies scott ritter is Saddam's *****
• anybody 'warns' anybody
• the word "escalation" is used
• iraq and the united states are shown seated next to each other in the united nations
• the media compares the war to blackhawk down
  x2 if its because a blackhawk really goes down
• a puppet government is installed in iraq
  x2 if its by the puppet government installed in the US
• saddam uses the word 'Zionist'
  x2 if its bin laden
• you change your opinion on the war
• the media shows iraqi children in a hospital because of international sanctions
  x2 if its because of american military action
  finish your drink if saddam actually put them there, but claimed it was the united states
• iraq promises full and complete cooporation with inspectors
• Iraqi civilians greet Americans with cheers
  x2 if its with bullets
• the saudis do something the united states accuses iraq of doing
• north korea does something the united states accused iraq of doing
  
• x2 if they don't get away with it
• al-jazeera is referred to as the "arab cnn"
  finish your drink if cnn is referred to as the "american al-jazeera"
• the conflict is compared to the vietnam war
  x2 if the word "quagmire" is used
• saddam goes missing
  finish your drink if he is confimed killed
• the pope is said to "pray for peace"
• bush mispronounces the word 'nuclear'
• finish your drink if its referring to a bomb that has gone off
• richard armitage's neck shows up
• if you can't find kuwait, bahrain, qatar, oman, or the united arab emirates on a map
  x2 if you even own a map of the region
  finish your drink if you can pronounce them all correctly
• any of the following commentators are on tv:
  
• x1 ken pollack, khidhir hamza, general wesley clark, col david hackworth, general bernard trainor, david kay, richard butler, thomas friedman, scott ritter, thomas andrews, anybody running for United States President
  
• x2 general norman schwarzkopf, general walt boomer, general buster glosson, brent scowcroft, james baker, richard perle, william kristol, james woolsey, henry kissinger
  
• x3 any former united states president
• an actor or actress expresses an opinion on the war
  x2 if this is the first time you've seen them in a year
• an american reminds the french of world war one and two
  x2 if a frenchman reminds the americans of the revolutionary war
• saddam torches the oil fields
• someone reports from "the arab street"
• colin powell looks exasperated sitting at the u.n. security council
  x2 if its because a country you didnt know exists is commenting on the war
• anyone in the bush administration says "make no mistake"
• the american military are told what to do by someone with no military experience
  x2 if they dodged the vietnam draft
• tariq azziz's glasses get larger
• somebody says saddam "tortures his own people"
• you momentarly confuse george roberston with shrek
• an arab country staging american troops speaks against the war
• a Patriot anti-missle missle is fired
  x2 if it intercepts something
• tom ridge laughs while discussing potential terrorists attacks
• God picks a side
• finish your drink if its not yours
• somebody implies a blood for oil trade may be in progress
  x2 if that person owns a S.U.V.
• a protest sign attacks Bush directly
  x2 if it attacks saddam directly
• The united states bombs anything in iraq before the fighting 'offically' starts
  x2 if iraq tries the same thing
• Saddam is compared to Hitler
  x2 if bush is compared to Hitler
• someone compares the size of iraq to california or france
• The media refers to itself as 'embedded'
• someone says "shock and awe"
• The words "Weapon(s) of Mass Destruction" are used
  x2 if its shortned to "WMD"
• A US Official uses the word "liberate"
• Bush says "innocent civilians"
• Bush quotes scripture
  x2 saddam quotes the koran
• Somebody says "between Iraq and a hard place"
• A videophone craps out
  x2 the anchor apologizes for it
• Someone on TV says something contradictory to what is on their news ticker
• A news correspondent asks if they can still be heard
  x2 if they say "Can you hear me now?"
  x3 if it is followed by a verizon wireless comercial
• Any political or military leader refers to Australia
• Saddam shoots a gun into the air
• Saddam refers to George Bush as "little Bush" or "junior bush"
• you see soldiers in gas masks
  x2 if they were actually necessary
• an initial news report turns out to be false
  x2 if the anchor openly admits it
• this game is mentioned in the news
  x2 if the bush twins are playing it
• Bush directly addresses Iraqis
  x2 Saddam directly addresses Americans
• a saddam body double is seen
• someone refers to "coalition of the willing"
  x2 if is because a member is actually providing combat troops
• someone refers to 'Halliburton'
• Media cameras on the Baghdad skyline focus on something that looks like an erect penis
• someone reminds us that osama bin laden is still alive
  x2 if he reminds us himself
• The media refuses to report something because of operational security
  x2 if its immediately followed by a commentator telling what will happen next
• the media reports that something "is not the start of the war"
  x2 if it involves any act of war
• the military learns of something for the first time from the media
• someone uses the term "cradle of civilization"
• ari fleischer lies
  x2 if it is directly to Helen Thomas