A couple are out celebrating their 10th Anniversary and discussing how great things are going between them. The wife asks her husband if she has any things that need "improving" on her part?....of course he says "no, you are perfect the way you are honey...nothing needs improving!"
He, in turn asks her the same question.....she hesitates for a while...."Well, actually there are two things that you do that really drive me crazy! One...you're always picking your nose! And two, when we have sex, you never let me get on top!!!"
The husband chimes right in and says..."When my father passed away many years ago, I was by his side and just before he died, he told me:
"Son, keep your nose clean and don't F*CK UP!"
