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My second wifes grandfather was from the "old country" Had him over for a BBQ along with family & friends for a party. My old house had a big deck,24x48' Lotsa people, lotsa beer & good food. It was his first visit to our home and he comes up to me & ask ; "where is bathroom"? I directed him to the nearest one, just inside the patio door turn left & it's right before the laundry room. He's back having another beer in a few minutes with a funny smile on his face so I ask him if he found the bathroom OK. He sez: "america is funny place, people cook & eat outside...but schit inside" This has stuck with me for years. I don't fire up the Webber without thinking about his statement. The old man was right....we are a bit FU'd up!