I guess some didn't get the memo that cycling and doping is no longer cool. This guy was wasted.
As I'm heading home on a 35mph, two lane road with no shoulder, I slow down for the cyclist in front of me, and ultimately come to a complete stop as he's wobbling about, totally out of control. Think of a youngster learning to ride, it was that bad. He ran off the road 2 times, the first time he saved it, the second time he bit it. After he waxed, he gets up, turns around, looks right at me and flies the bird. I was yielding to him to carry on about his business, but alas I don't think he wanted an audience and let me go by.
It might have been the most pleasurable experience I've had with someone riding a bike on a public road.