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Let's not forget some choice quotes:

"Next time there's a war in Europe, the loser has to keep France. The last time the French asked for 'more proof' it came marching into Paris under a German flag." --rumored from David Letterman

"I would rather have a German division in front of me than a French one behind me." ---rumored from General George S. Patton

"Going to war without France is like going deer hunting without your accordion." --rumored from Norman Schwartzkopf

"The French still need more proof that Michael Jackson has had plastic surgery." -Unknown