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A Church Story
A small church had a very attractive big-busted organist, Linda, and her breasts were so large that they bounced and jiggled while she played the organ.
Unfortunately she distracted the congregation considerably. The very proper church ladies were appalled. They said something had to be done about this or they would have to get another organist.
So one of the ladies approached Linda very discreetly about the problem, and told her to mash green persimmons and rub them on her nipples and over her breasts, which should cause them to shrink in size and warned her not to taste any of the green persimmons, because they are so sour that they will make your mouth pucker up, and you won’t be able to talk properly for a while.
The voluptuous organist, reluctantly agreed to try it.
The following Sunday morning the minister walked up to the pulpit and said….
Dew to thircumsthanthis bewond my contwol, we witewll not hab a thermon tewday
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Glen
49 Year member of the Porsche Club of America
1985 911 Carrera; 2017 Macan
1986 El Camino with Fuel Injected 350 Crate Engine
My Motto: I will never be too old to have a happy childhood!
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