Brilliant, Aurel . . you've cracked the code. . .solved the american enigma.
We *do* covet those snails. mmmm, chewy snot in garlic.
We *are* nervous that the popular french culture will displace the omnipresent english/american culture.
We too want your class system, so we to can holding people down for no reason.
Yes; our DisneyWorld castles are lacking those fly infestations that make your french castles "all the buzzz."
And clearly we want to trade our short proud history for frances doormat history.
We hide our heads in shame that our state-side wine production so dwarfs the french, that the cork production can't keep up.
Of course we also want follow the french marriage model of wives so hidious that every man has an excuss to find a dumb young mistress.
So Aurel, what prompted your flame here? Did you figure Americans needed to be taken down a notch?