[Porsche-poor]

> ITS JUST ME AN' LEROY
>
> A guy stopped at a local gas station, and after filling his
> tank, he paid the bill and
>
> bought a soft drink. He stood by his car to drink his cola
> and watched a couple of
>
> men working along the roadside. One man would dig a hole two
> or three feet deep
>
> and then move on. The other man came along behind him and
> filled in the hole. While
>
> one was digging a new hole, the other was 25 feet behind
> filling in the hole.
>
> The men worked right past the guy with the soft drink and
> went on down the road.
>
> "I can't stand this," said the man tossing the can into a
> trash container and headed
>
> down the road toward the men. "Hold it, hold it," he said to
> the men.
>
> "Can you tell me what's going on here with all this digging and refilling?"
>
> "Well, we work for the government and we're just doing our
> job," one of the men said.
>
> "But one of you is digging a hole and the other fills it up.
> You're not accomplishing
>
> anything. Aren't you wasting the taxpayers' money?"
>
> "You don't understand, mister," one of the men said, leaning
> on his shovel and wiping
>
> his brow. "Normally there's three of us: Me, Elmer and Leroy.
> I dig the hole, Elmer
>
> sticks in the tree, and Leroy here puts the dirt back.
>
> You see with the government sequestering, they are not buying
> any more trees so
>
> Elmer's job's been cut ... so now it's just me an' Leroy.
>