Turbo Mach-III with standard dial soap in the shower. Wash head. Wash face, lather face. Proceed with normal shower.
Wash off face and turn the water up to the hottest I can stand. Wash face again and then lather. Turn water to highest temp setting and heat the razor up. Shave, rinsing the blade between strokes. Shave both with and against the grain.
Turn water temp down to normal and shave head and back of neck.
Now this was funny today!