I have been called a beer snob because at hooters I won't drink miller lite and order Widmer hefeweisen... I prefer local microbrew... however in a pinch, on a really hot day, I will chug a ice cold American beer.
I am a coffee snob... however I don't drink fufu coffee drinks... prefer to make my own, fresh ground beans, French press, black or maybe a touch of cream/milk.
Car snob, I buy platinum plugs and synthetic oil... however I can only afford to drive/maintain a Hyundai and Miata.
I live in a really, really nice neighborhood... but only because I inherited the house.
Not sure if I am a enigma or schizophrenic