[Don Plumley]

Man, there is so much I don't remember. I'm super-sensitive to meds - from when the nurse said, "I'm going to give you your first dose" until my wife is walking me to the car - I remember nothing. I asked her, "how did I get dressed?" After she stopped laughing (insert punch line), I'm told that I was entertaining as usual. Wow.

Here's my Jackass idea for my next one (10 years - woot!): After the colon cleanse and about five hours before the procedure, I'm going to swallow a few Yellow marbles that I have painted various messages to the doc. "Good morning!" "Look over here!" "Have you seen my car keys?" Yes, I am seriously that juvenile.