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suck my tail pipe
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Havertown, Pa. U.S.A.
Posts: 1,847
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> To anyone with kids of any age, or anyone who has ever been
> a kid, here's some advice Bill Gates recently dished out at a
> high school speech about 11 things they did not and will not
> learn in school. He talks about how feel-good - politically correct
> teachings created a generation of kids with no concept of reality
> and how this concept has set them up for failure in the real world.
>
> Rule 1: Life is not fair - get used to it.
>
> Rule 2: The world won't care about your self-esteem. The world
> will expect you to accomplish something BEFORE you feel good
> about yourself.
>
> Rule 3: You will NOT make $40,000 a year right out of high school.
> You won't be a vice-president with a car phone until you earn both.
>
> Rule 4: If you think your teacher is tough, wait till you get a
> boss.
>
> Rule 5: Flipping burgers is not beneath your dignity. Your
> grandparents had different word for burger flipping-they called it
> 'opportunity'.
>
> Rule 6: If you mess up, it's not your parents' fault, so don't
whine
> about your mistakes, learn from them.
>
> Rule 7: Before you were born, your parents weren't as boring as
> they are now. They got that way from paying your bills, cleaning
> your clothes and listening to you talk about how cool you are. So
> before you save the rain forest from the parasites of your parents'
> generation, try delousing the closet in your own room.
>
> Rule 8: Your school may have done away with winners and losers,
> but life has not. In some schools, they have abolished failing
grades
> and they'll give you the test as many times as you want to get the
> right answer. This doesn't bear the slightest resemblance to
ANYTHING
> in real life.
>
> Rule 9: Life is not divided into semesters. You don't get summers
off
> and very few employers are interested in helping you find yourself.
Do
> that on your own time.
>
> Rule 10: Television is NOT real life. In real life people actually
have
> to leave the coffee shop and go to jobs.
>
> Rule 11: Be nice to nerds. Chances are you'll end up working for
> one.
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