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Originally Posted by Don Plumley
Man, there is so much I don't remember. I'm super-sensitive to meds - from when the nurse said, "I'm going to give you your first dose" until my wife is walking me to the car - I remember nothing. I asked her, "how did I get dressed?" After she stopped laughing (insert punch line), I'm told that I was entertaining as usual. Wow.
Here's my Jackass idea for my next one (10 years - woot!): After the colon cleanse and about five hours before the procedure, I'm going to swallow a few Yellow marbles that I have painted various messages to the doc. "Good morning!" "Look over here!" "Have you seen my car keys?" Yes, I am seriously that juvenile.
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I have the opposite problem with opiates.
I have told a few ER Docs and their "um yea" so after 45 minutes the first push is done! I mean I can get up on a table and tapdance ! My heart race is back in the 0's and I'm sweating in pain. That's when they tend to give me something that isn't opiate based and I
m clear in my head to what I'm saying but know one understands me. I must have been a heroin user in a past life. ( My mom has the same issue , first time I ever saw a 1,000 count bottle of vicodin was in her medicine cabinet )