Those of you that spent any time in the military probably remember being sent off on a mission to get a box of grid squares or to check the armor on a vehicle with a ball-peen hammer. More or less picking on the new guy who doesnt know anything yet. I never really cared for this, probably because it happened to me.
Anyway, I just run into a brand new 2nd Lieutenant who was driving around post looking for the "free ice" point. I had a feeling his CO was messing with him as 1. no such place exists on the post I work at and 2. the poor kid didnt have a cooler or anyhting to put the ice in.
So I had him follow me back to my building where we have a big ice maker. We loaded up about 200 pounds of ice in trash bags and put it in the back of his Humvee. I hope his commander is waiting for the 2LT to show up with nothing but the look of defeat on his face...
