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Originally posted by emcon5
As to the inferiority of American culture to that of France, I truly hope that our troops swing by Paris on the way home for some R&R. I imagine it would be refreshing for the french women to sleep with a winner for a change that doesn't call her Frauline. As a bonus, maybe they will leave behind some soap and deoderant, and the subversive idea that hairy pits on a woman are not sexy.
Tom
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Great idea stud man. Why don't you be a big hero, go to an army disposal store and get yourself a used US army uniform (HEY - the Iraqi's did it so it can't be that hard). Then fly over there all dressed up and fresh from victory looking and try your luck in a bar somewhere in France?
Here's another idea: If pictures of your 20 year old Porsche don't impress them, tell them you are Michael Moore! He's american after all.
Hey dude, just ribbing you man. So seriously, when was the last time you f*cked a french bird anyway? Have you ever been within 100 yards of one of thier supposedly hairy armpits?