[RKDinOKC]

Okay so I'm relaxing in the family room at a girlfriends house. Her dad is working a crossword, she and her mom are fitting a dress. It's knee length and form fitting, but...It is white with 2 inch dots all over in primary colors i.e., red, yellow, blue, green. The neck and cuffs of the long sleeves are huge white ruffles. Her mom had her model it in front of me then she asked what I thought of it. I said it looked like a clown costume. Her dad laughed out loud. I think that was the second I was checked off as NOT boyfriend material by her mom.

In my defense. She was in the drama club and they always did the homecoming parade made up as clowns using her Dad's model A Ford. I assumed it was a new costume.