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One of my wife's coworkers stopped by yesterday. He was driving a newer Multistrada 1200S. Beautiful bike. He left it in the driveway while they went out to lunch. I texted the guy thanking him for torturing me by leaving it in the driveway.

When I saw my wife later, I commented that I was Ducati-less at the moment, and was jealous of the guys bike. I had been looking at old Supersports and Monsters, but haven't pulled the trigger on anything. She said, "Why don't you get a nice bike like Michaels?" I told her that his bike was 3x the cost of the bikes I have been looking at. She said, "You've been working hard. Get something decent."

I find myself confused. Is there a contract out on my life? Has my wife gotten into the wacky tabacky?

I guess one shouldn't look a gift horse in the mouth......