[Jerome74911S]

I recently told someone that I bought my 911 because I couldn't afford the Kia I was also looking at. I didn't want to get into debt, I said, and anyway, the Porsche seemed more practical what with its better traction in the mud when I go off-roading.

The person backed away looking at me as if I were a crazy person about to attack.

P.S. I am crazy and about to attack.