[widebody911]

I made a run to Home Depot and there was a "contractor" who was loading his truck right next to mine. Late-model truck with a lift kit, big shiny wheels, logos on the doors - the whole nine yards. He had a bunch of random crap in the bed which looked more like he was going to the beach rather than going to work. He lays a couple pieces of sheetrock over the tailgate, about 2/3 in, 1/3 out. I immediately knew what would happen, but I didn't know how to tell him, since I'm just some random schmuck and he's a contractor.

Sho' 'nuf, he's flying out of there, hits a speed bump and *snap* there goes the sheet rock. I don't think he even noticed, as he just kept on truckin'. I was in my VW truck, so there was no way I was going to be able to catch him to tell him.