[RKDinOKC]

Well, I did ask the doctor if my foot would get hard when a pretty girl walked by because the skin graft they are using is made from foreskin. He said no, but because of the ACell cell regeneration stuff they used on my foot earlier it might grow a penis. I told them that since I was missing a toe a penis in place of a toe would be okay as long as it had a toe nail. He said that would cost me extra for a pedicure, especially if I wanted a happy ending.