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Guy gets pulled over for speeding.
Officer: "License and registration please"
Driver: "You'll never believe it! I just robbed a drug dealer and I got a million dollars and a dead hooker in the trunk. There's at least three pounds of coke in there too. Shucks, before you pulled me over I was doing at least a buck-eighty".
Uh-oh thinks the Cop.
Puts the guy in cuffs and calls in back-up.
Supervisor: "Open the trunk NOW".
Driver: "See? There's nothing there. Your officer is sure acting strange today. Next thing you know, he'll tell you I was speeding too".
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